Forget the Superbowl, this is much, much bigger. The creator of the Real Ultimate Power ninja-worship website apparently had a book published last year. How did I miss this? Here's the author description from the Levine Greenberg Literary Agency site:
About the Author: Robert Hamburger has a black belt in Street Fighter 2, and a second degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 1-3. He can kick or punch the wall without feeling pain. He has studied ninjas for several weeks and has watched a ton of movies about them. Robert lives with a bunch of hot babes and porks them whenever he wants. This is his first book.
I demand an explanation as to why I was not told about this before now.
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