Beating sense into the day's news

February 24, 2005

Yes, Ms. President. Just as you say, Ms. President.

I wasn't the first to make the connection, but:

I want a prez. with a mind like a diamond
I want a prez. who knows what’s best
I want a prez. with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a prez. with the right allocation
Who’s fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry, she’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a prez. with a short skirt,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket



Yah know, I like Giuliani. But if the good doctor throws her hat in the ring (or those boots -- MACHT SCHNELL!), I may have to get involved in a political campaign for the first time in my life. (Hat tip to Overpressure, via Instapundit)

Posted by Andrew Coulson at February 24, 2005 07:34 PM | TrackBack
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